she’s got talent, but this looks fucking HILARIOUS!
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she’s got talent, but this looks fucking HILARIOUS!
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lol use to say this all to time to yeaa … (x
Anonymous asked: MORE AZZ! (please)
More?
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Can I jump out of a cake at your wedding?
yes, I woudn’t want it any other way
Anonymous asked: Is Batman allowed to bring a plus one? Aka Cornholio? He's a bit of a party animal.
LOL you are awesome who are you. There’s no reason to be anon
Anonymous asked: Bruce Wayne can suck my dick. A drunk Batman, is an awesome Batman.
fucking yes “I’m the dark knight muthaafuckkkaaa” you still don’t see him leave but you see random shit fall over toward the door, he gets all emotional and asks you to hold his cape back while he throws up.
Anonymous asked: If I said I was Batman, do I get free booze if I come?
only if you are ACTUALLY batman, and have to come as him, I don’t want smug ass bruce wayne showing up.
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Jesus, The Misfits 2011 album “The Devils Rain” pretty much sucks hard and fast..
forever
Anonymous asked: Dude, can I come to your wedding?
a nice message amongst the nonsense. If I knew who you were I could invite you :P